Random thoughts, What really grinds my gears | JS

Random Thoughts.

Ok, so I was at my mates house, and his dog which apparantly consumed some alcohol was just staring at me. This got me thinking, thinking if this dog was thinking he was intoxicated and feels tipsy or if he was just thinking if i was thinking he was thinking he was intoxicated and feels tipsy. The way he glared into my eyes, and the way his eyes sparkled. If only I could get into his mind and find out what he is thinking about, and i wandered if dogs have thoughts at all? does he lick my toes because he likes me? or he just has no idea whats going on?

Me and my friend continued our night as a duo, heading down to Obar just to have a chat and relax a bit, on the way there we discussed how if only there was a place like Obar in Howick or Pakuranga (East Auckland) things would be so much better. "that'd be good" i said. "that'd be heaven" my friend replied. This got me thinking, heaven is more perfect then we should imagine it as, as god's perfection is greater then ours? but if i say wanted to go hang out with my friends at Obar in heaven, would there be one? would the drinks and BBQ pork bellys be free? would they have yakult soju ( my favourite)? Heaven really would be badass if so.

Lately I've been thinking about purchasing a new mobile phone, well actually i've been thinking about this for a while now, but i also want other gadgets too. Gadgets such as a camera, macbook etc etc. A good friend of mine recently purchased a HTC phone from his friend for a real cheap price, this got me to do some research on HTC phones. I then discovered that HTC phones come with heaps of great functions, but with great functions also come with a greater price. I spoke about this to my friend who i went with to obar, and he explained to me that logically, only people who are tough or have bodyguards can have HTC phones. The premise behind this statement is that HTC phones are generally more delicate and expensive, therefore should not be used as a weapon if you ever get into a fight.

Love. A lot of people think that one day they will find the one they want to be with, blah blah happily ever after. They imagine that when they meet someone and their heart is constantly jumping, they have found the one they love. I find this to be incorrect. People go clubs and bars etc, because alcohol increases blood pressure and makes hearts beat faster, creating in illusion of being in love. It is statistically proven that if you were to ask someone out on top of a high bridge your success rates would increase, due to the illusion of adrenaline pumping in a person's veins, making them think they are in love. Love can be a chemical reaction, I'm sure if you take a girl bungy jumping before asking her out your chances of hooking up with her would be increased drastically.

Iron man. Do i really like iron man as much as i think i do? Not talking about the movie, but the hero. Do i like iron man because hes iron man and he is bullet proof, can shoot beams from his chest, use photon cannon and repulsive blasts? or do i like him because he's Tony Stark, the baller as play boy who is materialistic and has near infinite amount of money. The world's definition of a hero has changed, in the present civilization, it's the nobodies who do good deeds that give them no personal benefit other then emotions who are the heroes.

What really grinds my gears

People who think they are superior: Yea you're good at something, we get it. You don't have to constantly rub it into peoples faces and act like you're the man because you are ballin' or you are good at dota or someshit. People will like you heaps more if you were humble and shared your knowledge to help others reach where you are.

People who don't know anything but pretend they do know: If you don't get it, you can just ask a question and we will explain it to you. You don't have to act cool and all and end up embarrassing yourself.

People who buy something and then complain about spending money: If you are gonna complain, don't buy it. Easy. You know who you are.

Albert Park: I hate you, you really grind my gears. The only thing you're good for is graduation days.

Auckland CBD traffic: Whichever civil engineers that designed these roads needs to have their degree stripped from them. I mean wtf? seriously wtf?

The present definition of brotherhood: Back in the olden times in asia, if some guy needed money to buy medication for his son, a friend would sell all his belongings including the little shop he owns on the side of the streets to purchase medication for him. That's real friendship. No one values their friendship like that anymore, not even me.

People who call others haters when they are just speaking the truth: The truth can be hurtful sometimes, but you would rather someone telling you the truth then everyone licking your nut letting you think you're the man right? Stop calling truth tellers haters, it's the people who laugh at the truth tellers statements that are the haters.

Guys with zero swag, maximum girls: You guys just grind my gears coz im jealous. How the hell do you guys do it?

People who judge things for everyone else: If you don't like a movie, don't like a book or just don't like something in general. don't say it's not a good book, movie etc. Just say you don't like it.

Douche: You might be wearing that striped button down shirt with rolled up sleeves, popped collar and massive bling on your left ear. You think you are the center of attention, all the girls want you (which you may be right) and you look down on every other guy (who's not a douche) because you are like a king or something. Reality check dude, you're not that cool, so show other people some respect as well man.